Passage to Euribes

The rustic, at the train station, was buying a ticket. 
- has ticket to Euribes?
- How?? - The woman asked.
- Passage to Euribes?!
- Euribes?!?!?!?!
- That's right!
- We have not! - A woman answered.
And the hillbilly walks away angry, pro gets his friend and says: 
- It Euribes the Muie a passage proce want'd not sell!