Clever Attorney

An attorney defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
Well put, the judge replied. Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.
 

The defendant smiled. With his attorneys assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Plane

There are three guys.... Steven Harper, Micheal Anigtiff, and Jack Layton. 
Steven Harper says I bet you I can make one Canadaien happy by giving them $1000. 
Micheal Anigitiff says I bet you I can make two Canadiens happyu by giving them both $500 dollers. 
Jack Layton says. I bet you I can make 10 Canadiens happy by giving them all $100,

Then the polite says, I bet you I can make a whole country happy. By throwing you three off this plane.