The guy comes home, takes off his shoes, sitting on the couch, turn on the TV and shouts to the woman:? Claudette! Bring a beer there, before it starts ... The wife says nothing and gives the beer. After two minutes, the husband shouting back:? Claudette! Bring me some peanuts, before it starts ... The woman, impatient, takes peanuts and back, panting. ? Claudette! Claudette! One more beer! Before it starts, it will ...? Enough! ? she cries, angry? It is always the same crap! You come home, sit down, turn on the TV and keeps asking me all! ? You do not give me any value, think I'm a commodity! ? You see one? ? mutters the husband? It has begun..!!!