A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks: What in the world was that?
The man says: Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing.
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her: What was that?
She replies: Touchdown, tie score.
The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up.
He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.
The wife asks: Now what in the world was that? He replies: Half time. Switch sides.
The man says: Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing.
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her: What was that?
She replies: Touchdown, tie score.
The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up.
He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.
The wife asks: Now what in the world was that? He replies: Half time. Switch sides.
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