A Gift

A couple has not been getting along for years, so the wife buys her husband a cemetery plot for his birthday.
Well, you can imagine his disappointment. The next year, his birthday rolls around again and this time she doesn’t get him anything.
Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!? he asks angrily....!

Are you kidding me? She replies, You didn’t use what I got you last year!

Gift for Girlfriend

Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes

Man 2: Then she would like anything