Belated Confession

A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, he said. During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic.
Well, said the priest. That's not a sin.
But I made him agree to pay me $20 for every week he stayed, the man explained.
I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause, the priest replied.
Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind, the man said. “I have one more question, though.
What is that, my son?" the priest inquired.
 

Do I have to tell him the war is over?

Trocadalhos the Carilho

I will not stick ... Juca Kfuri.
What everyone saw ... until Clodovil.
I jump the ravine ... Luciano do Valle.
When you see a model you say she's pretty ... Miguel Falabella.
You do paper backpack? ... Faria Betty.
I wake up later than they should ... the Edir Macedo.
Nobody wanted to pay the bill ... the Cassia Kiss.
​​I paint the walls ... Quadros.
Goofy use the keyboard ... Mickey Mouse.
I brush my teeth three times a day ... Johnny Thirty.
Have you been to Europe? ... Adriana Esteves.
I smoke ... Celso Pitta.
I like iced tea ... Clark Kent.
You laughed this joke? ... Damon Hill.