Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says: I want to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude.
They agree to her unusual request and she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice.
Then she screams: I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: What did she roll, anyway?
The second dealer says: I don't know. I thought you were watching.
They agree to her unusual request and she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice.
Then she screams: I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: What did she roll, anyway?
The second dealer says: I don't know. I thought you were watching.
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