Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.
His second friend says, I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.
Paddy says, I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
No, I’m serious, Paddy says. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.
His first friend says, I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.
His second friend says, I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.
Paddy says, I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
No, I’m serious, Paddy says. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.
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