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Lottery Windfall

A woman buys a lottery ticket for a dollar. She wins the lottery and goes to the counter to claim her winnings. The man behind the counter verifies the woman's ticket number and she says: I want my $20 million. Where is it?
The man behind the counter replies: No, ma'am. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The woman says: Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.
Again, the man explains that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The woman, furious with the man, screams out:
 



Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 million dollars right now, then I want my dollar back!

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