A wife is having sex with her husband's best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.
Yes... uh, huh... OK... yes... bye.
Her husband's best friend says: Who was it?
That was my husband, she replied.
The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.
Relax, said the wife. He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you.