1.I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
2.Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
3.I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
4.This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
5.You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
6.Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
7.Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
8.You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
9.I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
10.If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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