The Queen visits a major hospital to open a new ward.
She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities.
On her way, she hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room.
She goes to the room to investigate and, upon arriving, finds that a man is masturbating on the bed.
She asks the nurse Why is that man doing that?
The nurse replies Oh, he's got to relieve himself every so often because he has a disorder.
Oh, OK then, the queen said, and moved on, but on the way she hears more orgasmic groans.
She looks in the room and sees a nurse giving a man a blowjob.
The queen asks her escort Why is that nurse giving that man a blowjob?
Her nurse escort says "Oh, he's got the same disorder as the man before, only this one's got health insurance!