Pickled Penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.
The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said,  All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".
So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. 
That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" 

woman says, It's a pickled penis
Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"