Drunken Stranger

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding
on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!
He slams the door and returns to bed.
Who was that? asked his wife.
Just some drunk guy asking for a push, he answers.
Did you help him? she asks.
No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
rain out there!
Well, you have a short memory, says his wife. Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out I into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, Hello, are you still there?
Yes, comes back the answer.

Do you still need a push? calls out the husband.
Yes, please! comes the reply from the dark.
Where are you? asks the husband.
Over here on the swing, replied the drunk.