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The Swimmer

A man met a beautiful girl and decided to marry her.
- But we know nothing of each other! ? she exclaimed.
- No problem, we know the time? he replied.
She agreed and they married and went to the honeymoon.
One morning, they were resting by the pool of the hotel. He got up, climbed on the trampoline 10 feet and made a spectacular leap.

- That was amazing! ? she said.
- I was Olympic champion in diving. I said that we would know in time!
In this, she gets up, enters the pool and start swimming, and back in amazing speed. After 30 laps, she stops. 

- I'm surprised! You were Olympic swimmer? ? he asked.
- No? She replied. ? I was "fucking at home" in Venice.

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