Napping in the Church

The parents take the child for eight years and seven little sister to church. 
They sit in the front row so that the child can appreciate the Mass as well. 
But boys of eight years do not usually enjoy church, 
especially this one. 
And he falls asleep in the middle the sermon. 
Father notes this, and decides to give him a scare. 
He makes a direct question to him: 
And you, my boy, tell who was who created heaven and earth? 
The sister of the kid sticks a pin in the ass the boy who wakes up 
startled and yells: 
My God 
Well, my son - says the priest. 
After all, it is wrong ... The staff is around, looking for the 
boy ... But after a while the boy back to sleep, and the priest sees that 
needs to wake him again. 
Then he asks: 

And answer me now, who was the son of Mary and Joseph? 
girl back to stick a pin in the butt boy who wakes up and says 
aloud: 
Jesus! 
The priest realizes what happened, but can not say anything. People pay 
more attention to the boy ... The answer is correct! 
But soon after the boy dozing again and the priest asks: 
What Eve said to Adam when they woke up after the first night 
together? 
But before he could give her little sister him another dig, the boy 
screams: 
IF YOU stick your BUSINESS IN MY ASS YOU AGAIN I'll burst!