A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk in a stuttering voice: "Do you have dildos?"
The clerk, trying as hard as he could not to burst out laughing, politely replies: "Yes, we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models. Can I help you find one?"
The old woman then asks: "Do you carry a pink one, 10-inches long and about two inches thick and battery-powered?”The clerk responds: "Yes, we do."
She asks: "Do you know how to turn the goddamn son of a bitch off?"
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk in a stuttering voice: "Do you have dildos?"
The clerk, trying as hard as he could not to burst out laughing, politely replies: "Yes, we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models. Can I help you find one?"
The old woman then asks: "Do you carry a pink one, 10-inches long and about two inches thick and battery-powered?”The clerk responds: "Yes, we do."
She asks: "Do you know how to turn the goddamn son of a bitch off?"
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