A prisoner escapes from prison after 25 years in prison. He enters a house and picks up a young couple sleeping in the room. He ties her husband in a chair across the room and the woman in bed the other side.
Then he goes to bed and kisses her neck. But suddenly he gets up and leaves the room. Her husband, speaking as low as possible, says his beautiful wife:
- Honey, this guy does not see a woman for years. I saw him kissing you on the neck and then leaving in a hurry. Please cooperate with him. If he wants sex with you, accept it and pretend like it. But please do not hit him or leave him nervous. Our lives depend on it!
- Wanted - answer the woman - glad you think so. You're right, he sees a woman for years. He was not kissing my neck, he was whispering in his ear. He said he found beautiful and asked if you had Vaseline in the bathroom, I said yes and he was seeking, be nice okay!
Then he goes to bed and kisses her neck. But suddenly he gets up and leaves the room. Her husband, speaking as low as possible, says his beautiful wife:
- Honey, this guy does not see a woman for years. I saw him kissing you on the neck and then leaving in a hurry. Please cooperate with him. If he wants sex with you, accept it and pretend like it. But please do not hit him or leave him nervous. Our lives depend on it!
- Wanted - answer the woman - glad you think so. You're right, he sees a woman for years. He was not kissing my neck, he was whispering in his ear. He said he found beautiful and asked if you had Vaseline in the bathroom, I said yes and he was seeking, be nice okay!
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